The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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