just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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