Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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