I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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