they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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