Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
worst night to have a conscience
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I still have a little drunk in my system
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