he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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