Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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