I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
ttyl tear gas
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
