That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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