Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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