so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Panties = found
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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