Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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