Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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