Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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