It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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