I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
And then he peed in my hair
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