pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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