My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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