no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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