I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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