You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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