we should wear snuggies to the strip club
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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