I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Will exercising make me less horny?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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