Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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