I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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