come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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