you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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