Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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