I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This show inspires me to have sex in space
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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