D3 body, D1 cock
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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