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(302): View more from Delaware

Nicole vs. Life

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(540): View more from Virginia

Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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(469): View more from Texas

Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.

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(757): View more from Virginia

he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.

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(631): View more from New York

I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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(404): View more from Georgia

you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.

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(623): View more from Arizona

and then she asked if she could shave my junk

(443): View more from Maryland

and howd that go?

(623): View more from Arizona

can you pick me up from the hospital?

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