i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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