problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I smell stomach acid.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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