i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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