i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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