He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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