I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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