love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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