So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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