My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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