I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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