There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
