I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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