Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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