i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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