I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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