I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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