come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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