is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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