in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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