Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Say something about gay babies.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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