she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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