doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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