Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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