kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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